The Republic of Oslo Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jonas Albert with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.964 billion Oslans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oslo City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslo Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,797 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign workers are flooding in as Pounds flood out, being Jonas Albert has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and the official Oslo Republican Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslo Republic's national animal is the Tri-Spot Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oslo Republic is ranked 276,741^st in the world and 10,486^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.